Monday, July 6, 2009

I DON'T WANNA HAVE SEX IN TWO BATHTUBS

Commentary on Cialis erectile dysfunction commercials
featuring an older man and a woman sitting in two bathtubs

CIALIS, CIALIS
YOU'RE A PAIN IN OUR NECKS
WHAT INCREDIBLE MALICE
PUSHING TWO-BATHTUB SEX

SEX IN TWO TUBS
WOULD PRODUCE NIGHTMARES, NOT DREAMS
LIKE TWO GIANT SUBS
IN TWO ROCKY STREAMS

DO WE DO IT IN ONE?
OR GET LAID ACROSS TWO?
THAT'S NOT MY IDEA OF FUN
LET'S SEE HOW YOU'D DO

ERECTIONS? FORGET IT!
I'LL LIVE HAPPILY WITHOUT
IF SEX ENDS, THEN LET IT,
I'D RATHER HAVE GOUT

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